Below is a note to my cousin when I sent her some MK crack.... :)
HEY, STEPH/CHICKADEE, how ya doin’??
The enclosed MK samples of MK products including the INCREDIBLE hand softener, etc., are proof positive that ALL Mary K Ladies/Sales reps are drug LORDS. Why you ask? Well, PENELOPE, my MK lady, includes at least a DOZEN samples with every purchase in an auspicious attempt to increase her bottom line while, of course, tempting me to FALL OFF the MK wagon between paydays and/or when I’m CRACK-BUSTED broke.
However, she knows that skin care products are my gateway drug, so being the true VIXEN that she is, Penelope incorporates these luscious FREEBIES in with my paid-for cosmetic staples more often than her other samples of CHOCOLATE crack CREAM for every woman’s addiction.
Therefore, please ENJOY the Mary K products or give them to Addie or someone else who WILL give them a good home....I cannot keep them b/c not only do they push me toward the Neverland of charge and spend when there’s no CASH in the KITTY, but if I used ALL of her potions/lotions/libations, etc., every day (which is likely if I KEPT them all), I would simply NEVER leave my bathroom. And that doesn’t do much for MY bottom line...
However, you’ll note that I removed the SILKY HANDS CREAM. This, of course, is my most treasured FIX, so it is hiding on the dusty shelf in the loo in PLAIN SIGHT, mind you, lying in wait for the HORRENDOUS moment when I wake up with the DT’S b/c the BIG tube is EMPTY...at which point, I will need to apply the cream from the SAMPLE tube as a temporary lotion du jour/band-aid until I can obtain my next big SCORE in the 10 oz. tube.....
That said, I’m sure that you can utilize whatever hand cream is residing in your bathroom cabinet as a substitute for the beloved Silky hands cream as the THIRD step in MK’s magic cycle of potions to rejuvenate the moisture in one’s hands.
HAVE A GREAT DAY!
PEACE OUT/Over and out from the land of MK ADDICTS/and/or....the Geriatric SWAMP! ☺
Your Partner in Crime/EZ-Bake Oven ho/Ice Cream Stealing BFF
~LL
For more of my sarcastic wit, feel free to peruse my other site at: http://tenaciousbitch.wordpress.com, which I write under the pseudonym, Kennedy Smith, for legal reasons...because the majority of the posts are about my crackhead brother (literally), who plundered our 94-year-old Grandmother's life savings, and the continual fallout from his criminal actions. All of the EVENTS are true on tenaciousbitch.wordpress.com, but I've changed everyone's names and a few other details to protect the innocent and keep the GUILTY at bay :)...
My random bitching and thoughts...
